C2

Very naughty - but I like your style!

You push your foot deep into the mans chest. As he doubles up in pain you deliver a hard and powerful uppercut to his face. Your knuckles connect tightly with his teeth and they fall from his mouth from the hard impact, quickly followed by superfluous amounts of blood.

The ensuing attack has attracted much attention and it would seem you are in serious trouble. A group of youths have spotted the incident and they move towards you eagerly. You recognise these youths as acquaintances of a local gangster rapper. To your good fortune the man you assaulted is a drug dealer who sold him some bad gear. In a ridiculous and facetious Oxford accent you deliver the cheesiest of puns "Bloody good T-Shirt old boy - too da loo". You quickly make your escape avoiding the Molotov cocktails that rain down on the bleeding victim as delivered by the vengeful youths.